We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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