We're like a lot better than the average bears
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I need to calm my uterus...
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