He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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