their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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