Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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