he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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