***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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