wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i believe in u and ur pee
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So. Much. Porn.
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