I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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