i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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