The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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