the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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