so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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