It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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