i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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