I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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