i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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