I like to think it a success when the cops are called
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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