Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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