It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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