i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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