Non-Jews are for practice
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
last night I used snow as a chaser
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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