Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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