I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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