No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i out mim tonsoeep
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