He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Someone signed my nipple.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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