R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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