Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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