at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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