no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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