So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?