why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH