I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.