Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.