im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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