For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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