is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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