marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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