Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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