He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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