he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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