don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My penis needs a shock collar
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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