so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.