Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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