oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Your dad touched me again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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