I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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