i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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