I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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