hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am spending my child support on dildos
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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