stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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