Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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