I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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