Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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Randomize