i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
