I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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