you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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