If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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